Auditions will take place in Wilmington (near Independence Mall) on
Friday (September 10th) between 6 PM – 8 PM, Saturday (September 11th)
from 10 AM – 2 PM, Tuesday (September 14th) from 3 PM – 8 PM, Wednesday
(September 15th) from 12 PM – 3 PM and Thursday (September 16th) from
12 PM – 8 PM.
Please email me your headshot & resume, as well as the character
& time slot you wish to perform your audition. I will send you a
confirmation as well as the address and sides.
NO PAY, but copy, meals, and IMDB credit and film festival exposure. MUST BE WILLING TO WORK LOCAL IN WILMINGTON, NC.
warz65@yahoo.com
Thanks!
Matt Warzel
www.clevelandclowns.com
[JAMIE] Female, late 20s-30s. Very attractive, down to earth LEAD
female. She falls in love with our hero. Can be “one of the guys”.
Michelle Monaghan types. Caucasian.
[JONI] Female, mid 30s. The sister of our hero. Needs a comedy background. All character types. Caucasian.
[CRAIG] Male, mid 30s. The brother-in-law of our hero. Needs a
comedy background. All character types. Danny McBride types. Caucasian.
[RAVEN] Male, 8. The nephew of our hero. Think the nephews of Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer. Caucasian.
[MAVEN] Male, 6. The nephew of our hero. Think the nephews of Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer. Caucasian.
[MOM] Female, mid to late 60s. The mother of our hero. Very pushy
towards the son regarding dating, but cares very deeply about him.
Thinks without speaking. Caucasian.
[DAD] Male, mid to late 60s. The father of our hero. Comedic timing is key. Improv experience a must. Caucasian.
[KEN] Male, late 20s-30s. Friend of Jamie. Looks like Ken, the doll. Caucasian.
[BARBIE] Female, late 20s-30s. Best friend to Jamie. Looks like Barbie, the doll. Caucasian.
[VIVIAN] Female, 30s. The sexy vixen at the day care center who wants
to take our hero on a date. Very seductive with large breasts.
Caucasian. 1 scene, 3 lines.
[TYLER] Male, 5. Attends the day care center where the hero works. 1 scene, 1 line.
[ASHLEY] Female, 5. Attends the day care center where the hero works. 1 scene, 2 lines.
[PAM] Female, early to mid 30s. The unattractive blind date to our
hero. Must have excellent comedic timing and an improve background.
Able to take lead during the scene. Caucasian.
[FAT HILLBILLY GIRL] Female, late 20s-30s. An overweight, confident
female. Must be comfortable wearing a cut-off shirt. 1 scene, 1 line.
Caucasian.
[INDIAN CASHIER] Male, mid to late 40s. A cashier at a 7-11
station. Excellent comedic timing and improv background. 1 scene, 4
lines. Indian.