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[Matthew Warzel]

Dale Archdale: Private Dick to the Stars

Meet Dale Archdale. It's like Danny McBride playing Joe Dirt.

Who the Hell is Dale Archdale?

For a bawdy guy that thinks he has it all while sitting in his double wide, Dale Archdale is a real man among men. A titan. And he ain't afraid to tell you about it. The damn show off! All the boozing, the women, the eating. I wish I was Dale Archdale. Fuck it! The dude just lives life outlandishly. And he don't give a shit either, ya piece of hairpie.

When he's not busy rubbing his butter all over shit, Dale works as a Private Investigator. It's not like he has a business plan. He don't need it and he don't want anything to do with a computer -- fucking communists. And when Dale is unexpectedly in charge of solving a case in his hometown of Burgaw, NC, nothing can stop him from being a hero -- except maybe the bad guys and their expensive guns. But fuck it, let's watch anyways! It's like watching Fletch. Or Ace Ventura. But with a hillbilly who loves hairpie.
Why We Need Money?

1. To make a feature length 88 minute flick. Both for production and post-production.

2. To be able to pay my friends and strangers who help me out on the project.


What's the Short Film About?

When Dale's ex-hairpie, Renee, comes looking for her child support payment, all hillbilly breaks loose.

The Short Film:
Dale Archdale: Private Dick to the Stars

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THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!